ASAM Studios

The world’s most prestigious shitty AI studio.

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Our Shitty Story

About

ASAM Studios is the future of filmmaking — according to the algorithm that replaced us.

We make movies no one asked for, with tools no one understands, for audiences who can’t look away.

Another Shitty AI Movie™ — proudly made by humans pretending to be machines pretending to be humans.

Upcoming Trailer Releases

A man stands on a rooftop holding two guns, shooting at explosions and flying debris in a city with tall skyscrapers, a collapsing bridge, and attack helicopters, creating a chaotic scene from an action movie.

Trailer Releases November 13th, 2025

Movie poster titled 'The Activation' features Earth from space with multiple flying saucers emitting lightning bolts.

Trailer Releases November 18th, 2025

What Critics are Saying.

“A masterclass in cinematic edging — it almost becomes profound, then forgets why it started.”
— Letterboxd review, 2.5 ★ out of 5 and still proud
“Something we all dreamed of but was not significant enough to retain all the details, ASAM leaves you with the same vague feeling of discontent.”
— Vogue, 2 out of 5 stars
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“A stunning reminder that humans are still better at being mediocre on purpose.”
— The Hollywood Reporter (generated by interns)
“A bold reminder that the future of filmmaking is neither human nor good.”
— Variety (machine-translated from despair)
“Finally, movies brave enough to remove the burden of meaning.”
— The Guardian (auto-summarized to 87% nonsense)

Your Questions, Answered

What is ASAM Studios?

ASAM Studios is a cutting-edge creative collective dedicated to the industrialization of disappointment. We make films that look expensive and feel like existential dread.

Is “Another Shitty AI Movie” real?

As real as your online personality.

Why are they shitty?

Because that’s what authenticity looks like now.

So, like, are these made by AI or humans?

Yes.

Can you make one for my brand?

Absolutely. Just send us your logo, a vague moral stance, and a legal department willing to experience doubt.

ASAM for Brands™

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We help corporations harness the limitless potential of artificial mediocrity.

Our proprietary “Prompt-to-Pain™” pipeline ensures your campaign is on-trend, off-message, and somehow still approved by legal.


Perfect for quarterly engagement spikes and long-term regret.

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